Been going through some stuff this week, so that's kinda why there's not been many caps, but I guess I got them done now. I've decided to make a google hangouts account in case anyone wants to talk cap stuff over there, so hit me up at firstname.lastname@example.org if you've got an account.
Here's that comic I worked on so you can check it out:
Bleepblorp and Alex, the two owners of Sex Planet 5000 were onto a winner. Not only was their squalid little rock in the depths of deep space now one of the galaxy’s finest smut amusement parks, but they’d also won an award. They now had an extra 3,000 units to spend on whatever they wanted in prize money, and it occurred to them that while they had mating pairs of almost every species in existence within the park, the only organisms that were of value, that still eluded them, were human beings.
They were as surprised as anyone when they actually were able to catch two human beings on a night time run to the planet to check out the native life. To the two aliens most Earth life forms all looked the same, meaty, with too many hard parts. Arms, legs, skeletons, these were all completely… alien… to them. So they bundled up their cargo and awaited excitedly the moment they could reveal their fine new attractions to the world. John and Bill, the two guys who had been kidnapped by a pair of opportunistic, sponge like creatures, weren’t as enthusiastic about their future.
They did have to inform the aliens at some point down the line that neither of them were female, which meant that the exhibition was incomplete. One, or even both, of them was going to have to go home until a suitable replacement could be found. As arms and legs weren’t on the same wavelength as the aliens, the concept of male and female was quite strange also. Their species was able to revert back and forth between an egg laying and fertilising state, and just assumed the humans were also biologically similar. It was only after consulting a researcher with their organisation that they realised what the problem was. A compound was synthesised and put into the two humans’ drinks, they were knocked out for a night or two whilst the enclosure was finished, and then the aliens were completely confident that their experiment would not only be successful, but it would be a hit!
The two awoke in their new pen, including all the aspects of being human as far as the aliens were concerned, a rubber ball, a small water fountain and some electronics piled up with no electrical outlet. It was quite a sorry state, but there were more pressing matters at hand. Because when the two saw the other, the panic exploded.
They had told the aliens that women were required for human mating, and the aliens had not fully understood the distinction there. They had transformed both of them into very well endowed and very attractive women, perfect for breeding, were there a man between them. While shocking, they didn’t feel as if it would be totally wise to tell the aliens one further fact about humanity they could misinterpret, and as such they kept their mouths shut, except when performing for the crowds, in which case their tongues became quite active.